Funny Random Life Quotes

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Life quotes even if funny are meant to be internalized and the messages inside of them are the ones worth spreading. My life is my message.

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Narcissus is a loser.

Funny random life quotes. Sometimes all you can do is laugh and get ready for the next curve that comes your way. Life is from the inside out. Below youll find a collection of wise and funny life quotes to enjoy when you need a bit of levity.

Ernest hemingway be excellent and party on dudes. Its harder if youre stupid. Hes so weak he cant bench press a kleenex.

I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives 2. Sometimes bad things happen to very good people and sometimes good things happen to bad people. Not how long but how well you have lived is the main thing.

I changed all my passwords to incorrect. My life has the tendency to fall apart when im awake you know. When you shift on the inside life shifts on the outside.

Quotes tagged as funny and random showing 1 30 of 325 leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. I hope life isnt a big joke because i dont get it. So my computer just tells me when i forgot.

But at least if you try to do good things then youre spending your time doing something worthwhile. Funny life sayings and quotes. Jack handey life is hard.

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Everything is completely accidental and random. The best life quotes. When i die i want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.

John wayne i love sleep. Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Hopefully reading these quotes allowed you to create some different perspectives.

Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Life may not be easy but it is certainly guaranteed to not be boring. The best 550 random life quotes advice and sayings heres a huge collection of 550 random quotes and sayings from your favorite movies authors bloggers social media influencers self help gurus and celebrities.

Mahatma gandhi click to tweet. Remember quotes arent about remembering them word for word and then repeating them for all to hear. Abraham lincoln we all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free.